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I wanted to get you a small plant for your birthday, but GM wouldn't sell. Oh well. "When I turned 60 my doctor told me I had to give up my cigars and liquor. I went to his funeral last week" - George Burns on his 95th birthday
Clearwater, FL - *uplinktruck clears his throat and sings... badly* Happy birthday to you... Happy birthday to you... Happy Birthday dear mieaga ... Happy birthday to yoooooouuuuuuuuuu.... May this day bring you joy and happiness beyond all expectations...
Los Angeles, CA - A happy birthday to delosd . Don't do anything I wouldn't. For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright
A big thanks to all of you that wrote, called and stopped by to help me forget how old and gray I'm getting. Here's a little humor to round out the day with... What We Call the News | Funny Jokes at JibJab So funny and yet so sadly true... It...