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Notre Dame, South Bend, IN - In the coming New Year, 2012, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address will occur on the same day. This is an ironic juxtaposition of events. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to an insignificant...
Breaux Bridge, LA - It has come to my attention that a small group of Christians are suggesting that Judgment Day, also known as the Rapture, will occur this Saturday, May 21, 2011. As I will not be among those being carried away to eternal bliss at the...
Duluth, GA - "I don't care what planet you came from. Your Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator doesn't change anything. You cannot park your space ship in the TV compound with out a parking pass. You'll have to park it in that...
President Obama issued a general pardon commuting the death sentence hanging over the National Turkey. Joe Biden is said to be greatly relieved. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W. C. Fields
This pretty much describes the mood of the electorate from all political views. My daughter drew this cartoon based on an inspiration from my cousin. Feel free to pass it on. Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. - W. C. Fields
You might have high blood pressure if... - The machine says "Flaming Death on a Stick" when the test is finished. - The inflatable cuff around your arm pops like a cheap balloon. - The machine displays a message directing you to the "Industrial...
The Meadowlands, NJ - Here's a fascinating little tidbit out of Miami: The shooting happened after a dispute broke out shortly after 7:30 p.m. as spectators watched the game at West Perrine Park at 10321 Southwest 172nd Street, police said. The four...
Indianapolis, IN - Ok, who made the unauthorized worm hole over Norway? Come on, fess up. The UFO types are going bananas over this thing. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1234430/Mystery-spiral-blue-light-display-hovers-Norway.html http...
This was in my spam filter today. The only reason I even looked it was the return e-mail address indicated it was from Clear Channel communications. I have several friends who take great enjoyment from yanking the chains of scammers. One of them even...
Henry Louis Gates Jr. is a Harvard Professor. But the other day he showed us that no matter what you have in the way of brains, it is still possible to be an idiot. He was mistaken for a burglar when he and his driver forced open the stuck back door to...
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